this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
my boyfriend and i had a massive argument. he said i was the most boring person he’s dated so i quietly walked out the room and decided it was time for “me time”, went on tumblr, ran a bath and here i am having the time of my life with something called fun and purple hair toner. he also unfollowed me on tumblr so i hope this is reblogged enough so that he sees it and realises what he is missing out on the little shit
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
YES OMFG I COULD DO THAT ALL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Image: A tweet from @ryanpbroderick “It finally happened, someone finally, genuinely, actually suggested that friendzoning men should be illegal” and a link to r/MensRights]
Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.
lock me up n throw away the key
“Oh they’re quite aware that they’re friendzoning, and they’re quite aware that they’re manipulating as well. The only thing they’re not aware of is why they’re acting that way. Which is a display of being fertile, reproductive ready and in heat. Now that spring/summer is here all the girls are dressed in colorful short shorts, tight lowcut bellyshirts, high heels, and make up. All that is done to enhance and exaggerate the visual quality of being hyper fertile and hyper in heat.”
ooooooh sweet baby jesus on high
i’m HYPER FERTILE
and HYPER IN HEAT
I’m more scared than amused tbh…
i’m laughing so hard i think i’m going to crack a rib.
What’s the word for ‘equally hilarious and terrifying’?
They actually called “friendzoning” “suitor abuse”. I am not kidding here. Someone’s actually straight-up said that not wanting to fuck them after being nice to them is abusive.
OMFGGGGGG DONT GET ME STARTEDDD
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay supporting scenes that portray women in scenarios of sexual torture and violence for entertainment purposes, but they are trying to force us to look away from a scene that shows a woman in a sexual scenario which is both complicit and complex. It’s misogynistic in nature to try and control a woman’s sexual presentation of self. I consider this an issue that is bigger than this film.”
-Ryan Gosling on the controversy around the rating of his film ‘Blue Valentine’
As a show of support, former NASA engineer Homer Hickam awarded Kiera a scholarship to attend the United States Advanced Space Academy (ASA), a branch of the famous Space Camp in Huntsville, Alabama!
That’s what I’m talking about dammit!
OMG ok so this has been bothering me for a while. People always say to be nice to waiters/waitresses and I try to be, but I end up getting so anxious that I’ll be mean and I’m not sure if it comes off as being mean or not which makes me more anxious and ugh. Anyone else feel this way sometimes?
Patricia Hill Collins in Black Feminist Thought
what stood out to me was that white folks were angered by black women who had the means to remove themselves from a racist and sexist labor force because they viewed that as aspiring to white womanhood. there are SO many correlations between this and the current white feminist crucifixion of Michelle Obama.