Awkward

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

thejamesboyle:

my boyfriend and i had a massive argument. he said i was the most boring person he’s dated so i quietly walked out the room and decided it was time for “me time”, went on tumblr, ran a bath and here i am having the time of my life with something called fun and purple hair toner. he also unfollowed me on tumblr so i hope this is reblogged enough so that he sees it and realises what he is missing out on the little shit

cnnbreaking:

loopyleah:

read the fucking description omfg

OH my GOD

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

Reblog if you’ve ever smelled a book. My mom thinks I’m crazy.

YES OMFG I COULD DO THAT ALL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

tal9000:

[Image: A tweet from @ryanpbroderick “It finally happened, someone finally, genuinely, actually suggested that friendzoning men should be illegal” and a link to r/MensRights]

moniquill:

subseed-parasect:

eggwax:

elendraug:

tworefined:

satyrette:

sendificator:

killallcars:

iflybikes:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.

oh……my…….god……….

lock me up n throw away the key

“Oh they’re quite aware that they’re friendzoning, and they’re quite aware that they’re manipulating as well. The only thing they’re not aware of is why they’re acting that way. Which is a display of being fertile, reproductive ready and in heat. Now that spring/summer is here all the girls are dressed in colorful short shorts, tight lowcut bellyshirts, high heels, and make up. All that is done to enhance and exaggerate the visual quality of being hyper fertile and hyper in heat.”

ooooooh sweet baby jesus on high

i’m HYPER FERTILE

and HYPER IN HEAT

I’m more scared than amused tbh…

wowwwwwwwww

i’m laughing so hard i think i’m going to crack a rib.

wh at

What’s the word for ‘equally hilarious and terrifying’?

They actually called “friendzoning” “suitor abuse”. I am not kidding here. Someone’s actually straight-up said that not wanting to fuck them after being nice to them is abusive.

OMFGGGGGG DONT GET ME STARTEDDD

For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives an R to a movie in which a women is carved up by a chainsaw and an NC-17 to one that shows a woman sexually pleasured. From such ratings one might conclude that sexual violence against women is OK for American teenagers to see, but that they must be 18 to see consensual sex. What message does this send to the kids the MPAA presumably means to protect?

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Carrie Rickey

(via fireworkselectricbright)

“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay supporting scenes that portray women in scenarios of sexual torture and violence for entertainment purposes, but they are trying to force us to look away from a scene that shows a woman in a sexual scenario which is both complicit and complex. It’s misogynistic in nature to try and control a woman’s sexual presentation of self. I consider this an issue that is bigger than this film.”

-Ryan Gosling on the controversy around the rating of his film ‘Blue Valentine’

(via misandry-mermaid)

Former NASA Engineer Awards Kiera Wilmot Scholarship to Space Academy »

queennubian:

jalylah:

As a show of support, former NASA engineer Homer Hickam awarded Kiera a scholarship to attend the United States Advanced Space Academy (ASA), a branch of the famous Space Camp in Huntsville, Alabama!

YESSSSSSSSS!

That’s what I’m talking about dammit!

OMG ok so this has been bothering me for a while. People always say to be nice to waiters/waitresses and I try to be, but I end up getting so anxious that I’ll be mean and I’m not sure if it comes off as being mean or not which makes me more anxious and ugh. Anyone else feel this way sometimes?

African-American women who were the wives and daughters of able-bodied men often withdrew from both field labor and domestic service in order to concentrate on domestic duties in their own homes. In doing so they were “severely criticized by whites for removing themselves from field labor because they were seen to be aspiring to a model of womanhood that was inappropriate to them” (Dill 1988b, 422) Black women wanted to withdraw from the labor force, not to mimic middle-class White women’s domesticity but, rather, to strengthen the political and economic position of their families. Their actions can be seen as a sustained effort to remove themselves from the exploited labor force in order to return the value of their labor to their families and to find relief from the sexual harassment they endured in domestic service.

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Patricia Hill Collins in Black Feminist Thought

what stood out to me was that white folks were angered by black women who had the means to remove themselves from a racist and sexist labor force because they viewed that as aspiring to white womanhood. there are SO many correlations between this and the current white feminist crucifixion of Michelle Obama.

(via daniellemertina)